I couldn’t resist posting this, sorry!

Guess who is now working at the grocery store:

“Can I have a bunch of bananas please?” [Sharp intake of breath]

“Well I’d love to, love to, had a super bunch last week, went to a really nice couple. But this week [dramatic pause] … have you ever thought about a bag of apples?”

“Um, I’d prefer bananas, but I suppose … Could I see them?”

“Not until next week.”

“Oh, how much will they be?”

“Well, they want 80p, but we could go down to 78p if you commit now.”

All the good agents are laughing with me – they are glad to see the incompetent ones go.

Joke from The Guardian.